The Tackle Box Champions Good things come to those who bait…

A: Its a watchdog,and its winding itself up.

Q:What did the five-hundred-pound mouse say when it walked down the alley?

A: Here kitty,kitty,kitty

Q: Why does the baby duck walk softly?

A: Because its a baby and it cant walk,hardly.

Q: Why does a cow wear a bell?

A: Its horns don't work.

Q: What did the baby porcupine say when it backed into the cactus?

A: Is that you,mother?

Q: What did the angry octopus say to the that made him angry octopus?

A: One of these days....POW,POW,POW,POW,POW right in the kisser.

Q: what did one eye say to the other?

A: There's something between us that smells.

Q: What did one toe say to another toe?

A: Don't look now,but there's a heel following us.

Q: What do you do if you smashed your toe?

A: you call a tow truck.

Q: What is a ring leader?

A: The first one in a bathtub.