Ball Jig
Would you write a short story, including these old sayings?
Jig is up
Keep the ball rolling
Keep your eyes peeled
Lord love a duck
Luck of the draw
Dodge City, Kansas
Circa 1876
"Should've Been A Cowboy"
Miss Kitty was telling her troubles to anyone who would listen. Her audience today was a young man who played guitar in a traveling show. He had stopped in before the evening gig. His name was Tobias Teeth.
Miss Kitty:(4) "Lord love a duck," she said when she took a good look at him!
He listened as she went on and on about her love for Marshal Matt Dillon. She bemoaned the fact thet they had never married. All those years of hoping and praying. She told the young man that if Matt had been anything but a cowboy that she may have roped him into marrying her. She stopped talking to wipe her eyes.
Tobias: " Go on, Miss Kitty. (2) Keep the ball rolling. I'm really interested in what you have to say."
Tobias listened. She thought that his rapt attention was due to his compassion. Boy!! Was she in for a surprise!!
Kitty got up to get another bottle of Randy Scouse Git Rotgut. She poured him some in a small glass. She poured herself one in a beer mug!!
Kitty: (3) " Keep your eyes peeled, Tobias. He'll be in here when he does his evening rounds. One look at Matt Dillon and you'll understand my heartbreak."
Tobias smirked to himself...."Yeah, like I give a rat's ass about what this guy looks like!"
No sooner had she said that, then Matt pushed through the swinging doors and walked to the bar.
Sam The Bartender: " Well, you won the (5) Luck of the draw, Marshal. Free beer for the 50th customer today....That's YOU!!"
Matt smiled and puffed out his broad chest......"Lucky in love and lucky in beer. I'm on a roll, baby!!"
Tobias overheard this.....""Miss Kitty, if you don't mind me saying this.....I think he's a dork. A regular moron. A bit of a ...."
Kitty:"Shut up!!! He's not any of that. Why.......He's the greatest man ALIVE !!!! MUAWWWWWWWWWWWWW !!" She had long ago passed her limit for booze, that evening.
Tobias tipped his hat and said: "Come to my show tonight, Miss Kitty." I'm going to sing a song JUST for you.
A couple of hours later, Kitty was at loose ends....All dressed up with no place to go. she decided to take him up on his offer. She got her purse and went over to the hall where they held dances. The place was packed. Kitty could see Matt and his new girlfriend, Sunshine MacGillicutty , in the first row.
Tobias saw Kitty come in......"And now ladies and gentleman.....A song I wrote about three hours ago. Miss Kitty....(1) The Jig is up!!"
Kitty almost had a convulsion when she heard the opening lines!!!!!!
YA WILL NOT LET ME POST IT!!!
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►►GO TO YOUTUBE.....type in:
►► should've been a cowboy. Click on the second choice: Toby Keith - Should've Been A Cowboy
03:33
(Listen VERY carefully, dear reader. He is singing about Kitty and Matt Dillon!!!!!)
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